braincandy

quesadilla with green onion and sunflower sprouts, a fried egg n...

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:48:25 -0700

quesadilla with green onion and sunflower sprouts, a fried egg n salsa.

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:12:28 -0700

molest

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:03:20 -0700

*molest *

dudes

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:23:04 -0700

dudes

graduation gag reel

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:25:51 -0700

guest: (taps on window, scowling)
me: (looks up from my book, moves to open the door)
guest: (starts talking through closed door)
me, opening the door: I'm sorry what?
guest: don't you have security at this event??
me: yes we do.
guest: can't they do anything about the balloons? we're here trying to take pictures and I just don't think it's fair!
me: balloons are not against the rules and do not pose a security risk. did you try talking to the person?
guest: they should make an announcement!
me:...
guest: you can't get security to do something?
me: no. security is not going to police balloon etiquette.

A pair of kestrels are nesting in this palm at the park we play...

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:31:02 -0700

A pair of kestrels are nesting in this palm at the park we play fetch at. Today one of them hunted and dove at rosco, but called it off before contact. They are only about 10” so he’s a bit large to take on. Thank goodness. Reminds me of the real danger posed to him by owls and hawks.

Prickly pear bloom

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:25:39 -0700

Prickly pear bloom

Make entirely reasonable promises that you can keep with no...

Fri, 03 May 2013 14:34:38 -0700

Make entirely reasonable promises that you can keep with no trouble, then break em anyways.

Riding my bike home after Tyler the creator. Frustrating show, a little, not feelin it, whatev....

Wed, 01 May 2013 00:01:27 -0700

Riding my bike home after Tyler the creator. Frustrating show, a little, not feelin it, whatev. Haulin the doggeh. Pass no anchovies. College bro on the patio shouts whale at me.

Now, I’m no anorexic 20 something college bitch, it’s true.
And after >13 years I’m getting to a good place as far as appreciating my body. But, kiddo, when 30 years you reach, if your beer drinking patio sittin tells me anything, look so good you will not, either.

I admit, it got to me.
Some stranger felt it necessary to holler into the street his opinion of my body.
Then I saw a shooting star.

cholla bloom

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 13:05:39 -0700

cholla bloom

Today

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:15:13 -0700

Today I
Went for a long walk with the dogs
Worked a kiddie hip hop dance competition
Racked my shin fucking hard on the merch kart
Ran into Zach and hugged him twice
Ate 2 bagels
Had my fancy weed bandanna stolen out of my bike basket
Felt horribly lonesome
And my goddamn shin is throbbing still

danishprinciple: Madonna at a photoshoot for her book ‘SEX’...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 23:47:10 -0700

danishprinciple:

Madonna at a photoshoot for her book ‘SEX’ (1992)

adventure time?

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 19:50:18 -0700

adventure time?

where do riffs come from?

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:39:22 -0700

where do riffs come from?

in my house?

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:38:22 -0700

in my house?

I thought I would do a self portrait without using a reference...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:24:11 -0700

I thought I would do a self portrait without using a reference so this is pretty much the horrific ghoul my brain told my hands to draw. But I do make this face when cars start to roll into the intersection like they might not need to stop until I catch their eye.

Anyways stretching my brain was cool. I’m going to keep doing that.

ryannorth: shanito: jennipoos: josephdreamboatlevitt: qwantzf...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 09:36:07 -0700

ryannorth:

shanito:

jennipoos:

josephdreamboatlevitt:

qwantzfeed:

Girl when I kiss you, you’re gonna stay kissed, and by that I mean some of my saliva will remain on you and in you

This is the grossest thing I ever read.

Ryan emailed me this comic and said, “I didn’t get to kiss you goodbye this morning, so I wrote this comic.” …………. um thanks?

Jenn’s commentary is really what brings out this comic’s full potential.

she is my muse

heatherbat: aw! thank you, satan! i’ve been working very hard....

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 04:48:09 -0700

heatherbat:

aw! thank you, satan! i’ve been working very hard. :)

thefrogman: Three Word Phrase by Ryan Pequin [website | tumblr...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:13:34 -0700

thefrogman:

Three Word Phrase by Ryan Pequin [website | tumblr | twitter]

Popped Bleach on, positioned self on center, looked into...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:41:48 -0700

Popped Bleach on, positioned self on center, looked into rectangle and motionlessly rocked out.